He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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