4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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