he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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