we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
