I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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