his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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