Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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