I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have aggressive nipples.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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