Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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