You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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