For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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