I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
