did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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