We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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