I heard we made out
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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