woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
How naked do you want me to be?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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