fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Farmville is her only friend.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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