I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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