new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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