She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
honey bunches of taint.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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