So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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