Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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