just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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