I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
