I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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