its not stalking. its research.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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