Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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