So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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