I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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