Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
id be glad to
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
