we're blogging at a bar
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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