shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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