You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
