508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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