Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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