I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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