Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
