Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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