I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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