so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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