Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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