What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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