she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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