Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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