i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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