She's JV to your varsity
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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