can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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