Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
