piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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