bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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