Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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