Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
